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Our Government

Due to the lack of posts on the site, I am making a somewhat interesting and/or shocking post. I would advise you not to read this post, but then that would build your suspense and make you want to read it more. Also, I know if I told you that there were funny pictures and what not in this post, it would become amazingly more attractive to you. So I will refrain from telling you such things.

Wow, you’re a very disobedient troll… What made you read past that barrier? Instinct, disobedience, or just the thought of colorful pictures? Anyways that is not what this post is about. This post was to speak of and explain our government. That is what shall be done.

So you may ask, “What is an Oligarchy?” An Oligarchy is a form of government where there are few leaders who make all of the decisions for an army or group of people. So then you may ask “Why is it this way?”, and or “How is this at all Democratic?”

To begin with, this IS fair. Seeing that before this army became an Oligarchy, it was democratic. The democratic Team Goldorking army and we are an example to other armies, we because a leading army. No, I did not say ARMY LEADER. I said LEADING , which sadly, can become corrupt and end a thriving community. “How does this work?” you may ask. If the person you voted for as leader may set up unfair campaigns for the corrupt predecessors HE wants to be in charge after his reign.

Take it like this. You pick what you think to be your average Joe (Many of you know who the average Joe is, because Joe is his actual name? It’s not actually him, but think about it..) to be the leader of this government. After he works his way up through the ranks, he says, “Hey, since we all have lives, and since we’re all kids, let’s skip this event, ok? We can find a new capital later.” First of all, as Shab recently stated, if you have to convince someone you have a life, you obviously do not have one. Secondly, if he can trick you into skipping an event once, do you think it’ll be hard for him to do it a second time? This is what happens when you pick friends to lead instead of a person who is well qualified. The person soon gets off task and destroys the normal cycle of events. Instead he changes them into his thoughts and ideas on what an army should be and how it should be run. Then, this well-known friend says “Hey, all of the other leaders still do these boring things with our army and it’s not as fun anymore. Maybe if we get rid of them and use ME instead as leader, I’ll lead you to victory.” This is where things start to go wrong, and your dream democracy gets crushed by your nightmare dictator.

This is why we are using an Oligrachy. If the people with the great ideas continue to pick the ones with the same concepts, the army that is growing continues to grow and their members become more delighted with them. Henceforth, if you keep the same type of people in charge, you will get the same type of growth. If there is any corruption in THIS government, the other leaders are obviously smart enough (Because of the values and concepts of the other leaders who picked them) to see this happening and get rid of the said person. Team Gold’s (Yes, this is the first time I actually mention the name of our army) government is mainly an Oligrachy, (2/3), and a third Democratic. Why? Because we are not God. We aren’t able to make every correct decision, so we let you some times voice in. Yet, our 67% is what decided WHO you can vote for. Back in the old Team Gold, we let ANYBODY be in the running for elections, and we picked anybody as moderator and owner. That lead to a hacker becoming leader and destroying our site. With this new government, there are little chances of that happening.

The last reason why we are not a democracy is because we can’t really trust your decisions. When me and lizz are gone, we can barely even trust you to get on chat or CP for events. If we were to make Team Gold a democracy, this army wouldn’t be able to reach it’s potential. Would you let your 8 month old little cousin decide life or death decisions of you? No, and not because his brain hasn’t fully developed, but because you KNOW that he doesn’t fully understand what he’s doing or how it will effect you. So, I guess what this is what you’ve all been waiting for, the pictures.

There are none… TROLOLOLOLOLO


~Saint Spice


31 Responses

  1. *claps* marvellous! just magnificent!

    I’m so proud.

  2. 1st I dont understand anything about this post :S. It needs to have more of our name in ehre 😛

    • Ikr Marz. I dont understand a thing cuz I’m to young 4 dis stuff its too boring! Spice this isn’t school don’t teach us boring stuff!!!!!!!

  3. Dang nvm Im not first

  4. Oh fawk this 😡

  5. was this post meant to talk about a secific person ;p jw
    great post though (Y)

  6. i get the point

  7. very long lol but very very good **thumbs up***

  8. Wowwie nice 😉

  9. Yes.

  10. ohh now i get it

  11. Nice speech.

  12. wait spice r u saying that we just changed to a oligathery after just being hacked


  14. e.e , merucury , sometimes u make me wanna slap u xD , we have been an oligarchy for a couple months 😀

  15. OK I GAVE UP AFTER THE FIRST PARAGRAPH, i dont get cp armies anymore, BYE BYE TEAM GOLD!

  16. Spice u’ve lost it… your going mad, Club Penguin is a game for 7-13yr olds how will they ever understand this? and as you can see some1 left TG because of that. Armys need to relate to people of all ages so every1 can understand, if its too complicated then people will just give up.

    Spice Edit: This post was directred towards a child who’s name sounds like Saliva…

    • if they cant understand it then they’ll just stop reading and go to chat or something. btw good point, spice

  17. ahhh spice…i was just gettin into this, best post yet! MOREE MOREE MOREE gimmie moreeeeeeee …(rage) spice keep talkin your not done (tear)

  18. ZOMG why was that my pic D’; n e wayz it was about the SECOND paragraph were i just fell right in ❤ MUAHAHAHAHHA

  19. o.o

  20. (clap) o” did u just write a book spice?

  21. Im online more than some owners and i turn up at at least 75% of battles at good times. You can trust me

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